Dating old guy jokes
They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the advice.
But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
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